Help with this cheerr!?

Hi guys, im a cheerleader and our basketball coach wants us to make up a cheer for the two captains on the team. we made up one, his last name is ferguson and everyone calls him fergie so heres the cheer, f-e-r... g-i-e... your not on mtv your at san lee. hahah. everyone loved it, so the next guys name is jolan groce. can u help me make up a funny but cute cheer? thanks! and also a free throw cheer would be nicee!